It had to happen sooner or later...

THE X-FILES DRINKING GAME

by Phil Lee (phil@email.unc.edu)

(The beer is out there)

Take a shot (sip) when:

- The location appears in the corner of the screen
- The time appears in the corner of the screen
   (If both appear take two shots)
- Mulder or Scully flash their badges
- Every time someone turns on a tape recorder
- Use of the phrase "The truth is out there" or "Trust no one"

Whenever someone dies - 1 drink
Whenever someone thought dead turns out to be alive - 2 drinks
Whenever Scully types in her personal log - 1 drink
Appearance of the "I Want To Believe" poster - 1 drink
Whenever someone visits a morgue - 1 drink
For every autopsy - 1 drink
For every exhumed body - 2 drinks
Whenever Mulder or Scully is shot - 1 drink
Whenever Mulder finds something he's seen in the X-files, "but never like this" - 1 drink
Whenever Mulder has "never been closer" - 2 drinks
Whenever Deep Throat shows up - 1 drink
Whenever Deep Throat complains that he is risking his life - 2 drinks
Whenever Deep Throat dies - 3 drinks
For every (near) appearance of an alien - 1 drink
Appearance of the Smoking Man/Evidence Room - 2 drinks
Whenever the Smoking Man speaks - 3 drinks
Whenever Mulder believes - 1 drink
Whenever Mulder is skeptical - 2 drinks
Whenever Scully is skeptical - 1 drink
Whenever Scully believes - 2 drinks
Whenever the local cops hassle Mulder and Scully - 1 drink
Whenever other government agents hassle Mulder and Scully - 1 drink
Whenever the U.S. government is behind the conspiricy - 2 drinks
Whenever Mulder remembers his sister - 1 drink
Whenever Mulder is called "Spooky" - 2 drinks
Whenever Mulder or Scully refer to each other by their first names - 2 drinks
Whenever Mulder or Scully mention the other's dating life - 2 drinks
Whenever Mulder or Scully have sex with someone - 3 drinks
If Mulder and Scully have sex with each other - Drink everything

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Send any comments, additions, corrections, flames, etc. to phil@email.unc.edu

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