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Subject: Relationship Episode Guide
Date: 7 Jun 1995 17:43:35 -0400
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Note:  The following is a guide for those of us who BELIEVE that
Scully loves Mulder and Mulder loves Scully.  If you find this
suggestion unpalatable, please read no further.  If you choose to
continue reading, please do not e-mail me with quotes from Chris
Carter about how the characters will never be romantically involved. 
I've already heard them all, and choose to ignore them.   

I don't think I have to do the disclaimer on here, because this isn't a
story or anything, right?...

by Mary Beth Clark  (Kipler @aol.com)
 
The RELATIONSHIP Episode Guide
 "The X-Files" - Season 1

1.1	Pilot:  "The X-Files"
Scully meets Mulder.  Mulder gets to see Scully in her undies and
examine her near-buttocks regions.  She lies in his bed and they talk
about heavy, deep and real stuff.  Later, they laugh together and
almost hug in a rainstorm.  Mulder calls Scully at 11:21 to tell her a
bunch of evidence is missing.

1.2	"Deep Throat"
Mulder cooks something in a little pot.  He interacts with 2 stoned
teens, much to Scully's chagrin, and later plays air guitar.  Mulder
gets a brainwipe.  Scully is concerned.  She rescues him.

1.3	"Squeeze"
Scully chooses Mulder over her Academy pals.  Mulder tugs on her
pendant.  Scully gets attacked, and Mulder is worried on the phone. 
Later, he gets to see her bare tummy after she is nearly eaten by a
hepativorous mutant.

1.4	"Conduit"
Scully realizes Mulder is obsessed.  She listens to his hypnotic
regression tapes while he cries.  In a church, if  you can believe it!

1.5	"The Jersey Devil"
Scully goes on a date, but likes Mulder better.  Mulder gets put in
jail and hears a guy throwing up.  Scully buys him breakfast.   Later,
Mulder gets attacked by a feral woman.  Scully purses her lips in
concern.  She holds the door for him.

1.6	"Shadows"
Mulder wraps one arm around Scully as he is showing her some
fingerprints on his glasses.

1.7	"Ghost in the Machine"
Mulder's former partner is killed by a building.  Scully is very
concerned and suggests he talk to someone.  Guess what?  Mulder
was right after all!

1.8	"Ice"
Mulder may be infected by a violence-inducing worm.  Scully pulls
a gun on him.  He pulls one on her.  They argue.  She locks him up. 
Later, though, they sensuously examine each other's nape areas,
which rebuilds Scully's faith in Mulder.    

1.9	"Space"
Scully is disappointed when Mulder kisses big-time NASA butt to
meet his old hero.  The face on Mars comes to life!  

1.10	"Fallen Angel"
Mulder obsesses over a crash site.  Scully bails him out of jail.  A
NICAP guy calls Scully the "enigmatic Dr. Scully,"  and so does
Mulder, later on.

1.11	"Eve"
Mulder rushes to knock a poison soda out of Scully's hand just in
time to save her from fatal ingestion of sugary cola.

1.12	"Fire"
Mulder almost sleeps with his demonic ex-lover.  Is Scully jealous
or just annoyed that he's thinking with his *****?  Scully takes care
of him after he gets smoke inhalation.  He lets her see him in his
boxers.  Is she the one who undressed him in the first place? 

1.13	"Beyond the Sea"
Scully's father dies and she doesn't cry.  Mulder caresses her face. 
He calls her "Dana."  Three times.   Mulder gets shot and she
almost cries.  Later, she threatens the man responsible for his
wound.  Scully sits on Mulder's hospital bed.  He tenderly rubs her
shoulder despite his own pain.

1.14	"GenderBender"
Scully almost sleeps with a gender-shifting alien.  Mulder saves her
and pulls her shirt closed.  She throws up.   Krycek, in an alternate
personality,  nearly gets killed by having sex with an alien.

1.15	"Lazarus"
Scully's former boyfriend gets killed, then revived (but not without
being possessed!).   Scully gets kidnapped.  Mulder calls her "Dana"
two more times (in what is seemingly the last verbal gesture of such
intimacy).  He threatens kidnappers on the phone.   She's OK. 
Former boyfriend is dead.

1.16	"Young at Heart"
Mulder's former partner gets killed.  Mulder inexplicably lets Scully
serve as a living target for the psychopath who did it.  This guy has
a salamander hand.  Can you believe it?  To calm Scully's "I can't
believe I'm a human target for an amphibidextrous psychopath"
fears, Mulder winks at her.  She gets shot, but she's OK;  she was
wearing a vest.  

1.17	"EBE"
Scully and Mulder argue;  she convinces him not to be so easily
manipulated.  She says she respects and admires his "passion."  He
says "thank you" for the reality check.   Frohike thinks Scully is
"hot."  She finds him less than desirable.  Mulder admits that it is
plausible that Scully is, indeed, "hot." 

1.18	"Miracle Man"
Mulder sees his sister a bunch of times.  Scully shows deep concern
for his mental well-being.  A faith healer says he can see Mulder's
pain, a pain that has never been healed.  Scully says she loved "The
Exorcist."  

1.19	"Shapes"
Scully gets attacked by a werewolf.  Mulder is worried on the
phone.  Scully doesn't understand the whole werewolf thing, even
though it is pretty obvious.

1.20	"Darkness Falls"
Scully is pissed at Mulder for giving away the gasoline.   She gets
over it.  She freaks out when little green bugs are on her.  Mulder
calms her.  They sit close on a bench.  They are coccooned and
killed by the bugs, but somehow they survive.  They are put in the
same hospital room.  Mulder makes a deposit in  his angst bank,
because he dragged Scully in on this case.  They wear funny hat
things at the end, while they're on IV's. 

1.21	"Tooms"
Scully brings Mulder a liverwurst sandwich when the hepativore
returns.  She tries to call him "Fox" but soon learns better.  She says
she wouldn't put herself on the line for anyone else.  He tells her
that if she's brought an iced tea, it could be love.  She has brought
root beer.  Fate.  Karma.   Kismet.  Anyway, now they're really
partners!  Mulder sees a butterfly coccoon and draws an arcane
analogy to his partnership with Scully, then walks away.  Skinner
makes his first appearance.  

1.22	"Born Again"
Mulder helps a little girl relive her former life.  Scully is there, too.

1.23	"Roland"
Mulder tells a retarded man about this dream he has of his father:  
His father is in the pool, but he's underwater and Mulder can't get to
him.  Mulder can see him and is frustrated.  There are other men
there, too, asking questions Mulder doesn't like.  He can't get to his
father, and he can't get rid of the men...

1.24	"The Erlenmeyer Flask"
Mulder finds some guys in water.  Scully tries to call him, but can't
get through.  She's worried.  Mulder comes home.  They talk. 
Mulder gets kidnapped.  Scully tries to call him, but can't get
through.  She's VERY worried.  She meets Deep Throat.  Scully
trades an alien fetus for Mulder's life.  He's thrown from a van, with
vile-looking wounds on his eyes.   Oh, yeah, and Deep Throat gets
killed.  Mulder calls Scully at 11:21 to tell her the X-Files are shut
down.  Bad Skinner.  Very, very bad.

