You'll *love* the X-Files ON ICE!

Featuring the frozen talents of...


*  Brian Boitano as Fox Mulder

*  Nancy Kerrigan as Dana Scully

*  Brian Orser as "Deep Throat"

*  Tonya Harding as "The Smoking Man"

*  Elvis Stoijko as "The Alien"


Thrill to the on-ice 'capades of our heroes as they skate 
away from aliens and surly law-enforcement officials! 

Watch enraptured as Fox puts Dana into the death-spiral!

See Mulder's sister (Christine Yamaguchi) abducted by 
an alien Elvis!

Be blinded by the spectacular lighting effects of yet 
another bogus UFO sighting! 

Boo and hiss as "The Smoking Man" throws a lead pipe 
into our heroes' plans!


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              Trust no one on skates
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               ...and don't miss...


               The X-Files ON ICE!* 


-Marek

* (only available on DELPHI)

  Uh, believe it or not, we've already thought of this over on GEnie.  But
with a better cast:

Paul Wylie as Mulder (in his "Untouchables" garb)
Oksana Baiul as Scully
Dick Button as "Deep Throat"  (Who =does= he work for? FBI? CIA? ABC?)
Elvis Stojko as Jack Willis/Warren Dupre
Klimova & Ponomarenko as the friendly aliens  
Bestemianova & Bukin as the malevolent aliens. . . .

  Hmm, never cast CSM, but perhaps Boitano with the goatee. . . ?

THESUe  
 
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